Description
Few people know that the story of Doringrosie (Sleeping Beauty) actually has its origins in the Gamtoos Valley. The story is told there of Kosie Diedericks, who one night at the Patensie country club downed an unorthodox amount of pine cone mampoer down his greedy throat. Then, in his drunken stupor, he wandered into the field and fell asleep under a thorn tree. His girlfriend, Amanda, was a sturdy lady who liked second helpings and sweat. She was also so tall that she could hunt ducks with a rake. As befits a Calvinist companion, Amanda went to look for her beloved and found him under the tree. Exhaling, she whispered to him: “Dig into me, Baberbekkie” and kissed him. Kosie woke up, looked deep into Amanda’s eyes and said: “Sanet, I missed you my old ploughshare”. Needless to say, Amanda wasn’t exactly laughing out loud and smothered Kosie right there, under the tree, between her enormous breasts. Our new fragrance is an ode to Kosie. With scents of sweet almond and vanilla, this oil will make your beard grow as lush as the yellowwood’s highest branches.
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